aaah yes. the british summertime. perhaps the most moaned about thing in britain? this years summer has felt particularly short despite the fact ive managed to waste the whole lot with very few “summer” activities. ed is currently doing something pretty summery in pretty unsummery conditions. a week long by one of the nicest beaches ive ever seen, tucked away from the world in north devon with one of the most under-rated and friendliest nightclubs in the world. hen nights and stag do’s often held in the red barn and if you dont get it that often, sit on the beach for half an hour and you’ll find people making out and bright white drunk people legging it off skinny dipping…goodtimes.
heres some noises that were made at 3am after aidan kissed 2 girls, i danced with a pole dancer on the pole, we watched a fight, went skinny dipping and spent most of the walk home with a bloke with glasses who wouldnt shut up about bob dylan.
im glad i kept this
now, these pictures must of been taken about 3 months ago,maybe more so i forget stuff. it was a day that french people would refer to as typical british weather. we turned up in bright blue skies, rode for an hour then the heavens opened and the park turned into a shining wet deathtrap. one kid carried on riding and i think he came out alive. so since we’d travelled all the way there, we didnt wanna waste it so went and watched Mission Impossible 3 - shithot. we came back out a couple of hours later to blue skies again and a bone dry park. oh yes. oh yes. ?4.50 well spent i figure. oh, and the bloke serving the sweets decided to just make up the prices randomly, so i got treats that should of cost about ?5 for ?2.15 or something.?6.65 well spent i figure.
we only took box pictures really cos its easier. jack did some nuts thing on the flatbank to sub box which i cant remember. aidan tried to gap from one quarter across the sub box into the other quarter, that’ll make sense if you’ve been. jack turndown mmm.
i used to do these nuts motos last summer that i forgot how to do. i’ll relearn them once i go high enough again.
smalley took this
yeah aidan. aidans completely in charge of the flowing well pub in sunningwell and is pretty much working all day everyday for the next week. go in any evening from 5pm onwards and suprise him. he wont give you a free drink though. take your wallet.
jacks working in the blowing stone near uffington somewhere as the chef. although he isnt in charge of it he works there alot too. so go in and suprise him as well. big no can.
im not working this week. but dont come and suprise me else i’ll give you a cold. yeah, only british people get colds in the summer. im carrying on the british summer theme here. it is the title after all. table as the evening sun came down.
and here i resolve my little tale perhaps with a moral:
just be lucky you dont live in norway.
til next time.xx
