pictures stolen from chaz
Monday 11th of September 2006 by Yak
oh to ye who stare inanely at your unsociable computer screens, here is pictorial information to feed to the brain that turns the crazy wheels of life, sometimes with ease and other times with such difficulty that you wish you could turn the wheels with some other device.
one day ebay will be selling brains at ?19.99 a pop to those stupid enough to buy them or part exchange for their own. sky and channel4 already own 73% of the populations brains, and help mould them each day with anticipation that the moulded brains will help recruit pure brains to turn soft. you dont need to think!!
these pictures are from chaz. those rad enough will remember him from theshovelload, sending turndowns over the main line 2nd. hopefully he will send some more in due time if i get hold of him. someone lookback at the farm.
i didnt get to sleep until about 8am last night. when i did i had about 2 hours sleep. you’ve gotta ask yourself why….someone else, bling bling turndown over a slades hip.
i tend to talk about the same things. everyone has things they like to talk about the most, and bring up all the time. i have 3 people i would call really good friends.
friend 1 always talks about sex,politics, culture and anything that might offend anyone, including me.
friend 2 always talks about food and how “lush” it is, alcohol, a bloke called steve and gambling.
friend 3 will pretty much talk about anything so long as its abnormal, recent topics have been about going commando,ticks,fleas,0.9 litre dihatsus and ear piercing. table 1ft at the horsham jam a while back.
i dont talk about anything in particular regularly these days. i dont talk about girls that much, some people think im gay, i dont like talking about events in too much detail except to my mum who i know is interested, so i tell her more than i’ll tell anyone else. i tend to cut stories short cos as a general rule people are shit at listening and like talking about themselves more than listening to other people. my mum is the only person i will ever tell a full story to, including every detail thats relevant. otherwise i’ll just cut it short, give a rough summary, and then people can feel like they know the whole story.
next time you meet someone new ask them to tell you a story. i was talking to some acquaintance of an aquaintance the other night in a sloane bar called clementines. i told him to tell me a story and he couldnt think of anything better than the fact he’d been travelling around australia. ive heard that story before. if anyone ever asks you to tell them a story, tell them something good. take your time as well, you’re in no rush.
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