Some more photos of Jim riding Newport.

Jim’s feet smell so bad they set alight half way through his X-games run.

Arse shot, sorry about that… I am back in Oxfordshire tomorrow for two weeks. So will be getting the Didcot/Oxford/Grove sessions on. Really looking foward to the Aversion road trip, and if as many people are going as Louis says it should be nuts. Joe Smalley is rumoured to be going, that would be a treat ha. Smalley if you’re reading this I wanna see you there!.

Some internet rumour says Yak has married a Russian bride called Jules, and is moving away to live in a bush somewhere with her. Ask him about it for more details.

I really don’t like doing updates with just photos and no accompanying ramblings. However, I should be doing uni work anyway, so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Sessions yesterday at parks of both the Kings and Queens variety. Loads of sweet aerial manouvers, including Ollie Giraffe using his lanky limbs to his advantage, Marcus and Sixbolt getting rad, James getting squirelly out of the park, Phil Bray with some timeless style, and even one of me watfing the opposite hip.
Back in Banbury for Easter holidays on Friday. However, I want to come see 157 on my travels. If any members of 157 are reading, ring me! Paaaaaarty time.
There seems to be loads of programmes about oddly sized people on TV at the moment. Watched one about midget parents with some midget kids and some regular size kids, another on a 35 stone girl, and last night the struggles faced by short men. Get stoked on photos involving sunshine and single layers of clothing. Summers a brewing.

British Summer Time? Yes please.

It?s Saturday night and I?m at home writing an update, what has the world come to? Who knows, but it\’ll all change when Blew takes the power reigns. Got the latest Prettyshady video on in the background for some sort of BMX internet inspiration. For some reason, DVD?s that aren?t mass produced stuff fuck up on my laptop, so I?m in the living room updating. I might add some random information regarding the DVD through the update. For example, mountain bike Jimmy is good.

Leeroy got rad testing my new flash the other day. Not the best shot but the flash is mint, just need to get used to using it now. Thinking about Aversion trip all the time at the moment, should be reet good. Team BlewBmx (minus Yak in the Vale) should be in full effect having it large ones enit geezer.
Me and Ollie have a plan to take a couple of squares of bathroom wall out to the town centre, stand on them, and throw red paint everywhere. When we get told off, we?ll act like geezers, saying ?night on the tiles? and ?painting the town red ent we??. Jason Aliano?s garden is possibly the best thing ever by the looks of it. As is Edgeworth.

Thursday night was our mate Mellon Head?s birthday. He hadn?t been drinking until we got to Ollie?s, so we made him drink loads of Special Brew, my crazy cocktail, and eat some frozen Super Tennant?s from a can with a spoon. He got super fucked up from not too much drink, got his rock n roll on for the camera, and ended up having to go home messy. Hopefully he had fun though. We went to the villa, and I had an a full on afro going on. Tried for a while to convince a girl that I was on a Loreal advert, I think she bought it. Pretty fun night.

Rode Phil Brays jumps again today with a few of the 5710 boys. Luke was going quite nuts with some proper stunts. I took some photos, which I?m going to e-mail him for the Fly Bike website. Not the best photos ever, getting used to using the flash, but they?re not too bad and I?m pretty stoked they?re going to be on the Fly site. Shabba.
I watched a wildlife program on CBBC channel called Roar a couple of days ago. There were some African hunting dogs whish are crazy versions of Andrex puppies, and kill every one of their pray. They can run at 35mph. There were also porcupines, whose spikes are actually just hard hair, and some boar things that tried to escape the zoo, and have teeth that can bite through concrete. Animals these days are getting well out of hand.

This was an amazing table which everyone got psyched on, but I wasn?t stood in the best place for it really. It?s a pretty rad shot, but I made him do more to get a better angle. The flash gave the jump a bit too much light, but the tweak makes this a little irrelevant really.

He also got his stunt on with some tail whoppers. Basically he jumps off the bike, boots it real hard, and somehow finds the pedals. Pretty wild, it looks sick. Epsom is the most well presented and prettiest place, and rides bloody lovely too. Rode there a fair few times this summer gone, which was hoopty, and look forward to more sessions this year maybe.
Today I ollied down a 2 set of steps on my skateboard. Haven?t used it in ages, but got pretty stoked on pulling this mad feat off. I am Chaz Muska. Loader did a turndown and I took a rubbish photo. Once I get stoked on my new camera stuff, I will be an unstoppable photographic machine fuelling Blew?s terror regime. Ahem.

Saw one of these cars on the TV earlier, with smoke coming out of the doors. I think it was the car choice of King of the Goths, Phil Collins. He was singing You Can?t Hurry Love, whilst wearing all black clothes and black nail polish. I want one of these cars, so that I can pull lots of hot goth girls.

Tonight the clocks go back, in 15 minutes no less. That means only good things for the trails connoisseur. Longer evenings, hopefully warmer too, BBQ?s, cider and good times in the woods. Riding a busy, busy skate park after the trails today made me dream of these so called summer evenings, and the wonders that were in store for us.

Newport is one of the weirdest/worst places in the world. It smeels as soon as you get off the train, and the people in it are weird as too. There were two girls on the train telling some guys they could sleep with them for ?300. I wudn’t have slept with them if they paid me but whatever. There was some guy on the platform who kept shouting out how long it was till the train came… And then laughing real loud, whilst trying to chat some young guy up. Probably some other stuff too.

Newport skatepark session with jim and steve. Enjoy. Digging at Carphilly trails later, get on it.

awoooga! my name is yak of the vale and im eating a sandwich not cos im hungry but because i dont know where the next meal is coming from.

so heres some mega proof of blewbmx’s world domination campaign coming together. this stuff just appeared onto the shelf of whitecross towers and ‘blew’ me away. ive got a cold. i should go ‘blow’ my nose. actually, maybe i shouldnt, i’ll probably go ‘blue’ in the face whilst i do it. damn im out….

haha. ed has no idea what hes started. apparently ed the naked ladykiller has not so recently found himself a young ladyfriend. he kept that quiet the sly dog. chaz has been getting sucked off by his uni housemate for months now and its reported that theres more where that came from. oh yes…lots more. the filthy swine. aidan rarely gets sucked off by anyone but has sex with squirrels these days. i dont have sex with squirrels unless they’re male ones.

?. had a one day work week this week. its a treat. i could go down the trails but its manky outside and id rather get wasted. went to see the mules the other night downstairs at the zodiac - MYSPACE.COM/THEMULES - they were raaate good and sound much better than their myspace makes them. me and aidan were put on the guestlist by the manager of the band cos he knows aidans sister. dialled. didnt really hear much of it cos i was distracted by a tres pretty girl but what i heard was pretty dang good.

SEX LOTION FILM.SEE IT HERE

then it was back to the infamous 157 whitecross for a party for three til 5am. utter treats every time. here is yet another whitecross video that got filmed in a frenzy of drunken games, childish idiocy and revenge towards the boy wonder. once again i apologise to anyone that may be easily offended, e.g eds mum and grandma.

peace out. look to ed and chaz for riding pictures and please, dear god please dont judge me. x