Day of delight

So it?s been 10 days since I last got rad up in here. Was only complaining the other day that I had nothing exciting to update, when all sorts of excitement went off in one fun filled day. We shall call this day Wednesday.
So we started off hitting the woods up and digging some mean ass drainage, whilst Marcus, Chris and Leeroy got stoked on Leeroy not having the right shoes on for the woods. Lots of water got flowed off into the river which was dialled. Here Leeroy hangs his head in disgust because he?s not stoked on his best pumps and the woods.

From here we headed off to some better known jumps for a goose. Ended up getting pretty stoked on Steve rad dood Gealls mountain bike, had fun jumping a little jump on that much to everyone?s amusement. Sent some trains with two 10 year old kids with pink forks. Here?s a snap of me performing Yak in the Vale?s favourite aerial manoeuvre on a 26? bike. I may or may not be the new Jimmy Pratt.

We left here after I was all MTBed out to find some other nibble jumps some place. On the way me and Ollie got real Colin McRae in the Clio down some New Forest tracks. As we drove through Burley some unhealthy sounds came from underneath the beast?s bonnet, and as we got about a mile on the car dies and we rolled into a car park with steam pouring out the bonnet. After some ill-educated analysis the AA were called, which was going to be 1 ? hours so Marcus and the guys left for a while.
So this was where the fun started. Firstly Ollie and I wrote a gangster rap that the Fresh Prince of Bel Air would be proud of. One day I might type it up on here. Half way through this I took a pooh in the woods which was super fun, I got stoked with a picture (available on demand). As it got dark, more and more cars starting turning up. Loads with just one bloke in each, who would wander into the woods and not come back for ages. I?m almost definite we had broken down at a gay dogging site. Ollie was devastated that we didn?t see any man on man action. Here Ollie writes some of our mean rap in the lyric book. Word to your mother.

So the AA man came and picked us up. Had a little gander through the engine bay and said I needed a tow back. Pretty exciting stuff kids. Thought it was going to cost an arm and a leg to fix the automobile, but it ended up only costing 50 bucks all in all which wasn?t too steep. Here the AA man gets the tow bar on whilst covering his arse from bummers.

Me and Cyril the cat did a sick photo shoot in my house the other day. He said he likes emotional angles and only wears slim fit collars. Here he is giving me a cheeky model pose, because he?s stoked on Blewbmx.

Had some pretty rad sessions over the past few days at the skate parks. Had too much of this updating lark for one day though, so I?ll do a riding update tomorrow maybe. Hope you had a delightful time reading the life and times of a student layabout. x

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