blueberry pie and sex lotion

awoooga! my name is yak of the vale and im eating a sandwich not cos im hungry but because i dont know where the next meal is coming from.

so heres some mega proof of blewbmx’s world domination campaign coming together. this stuff just appeared onto the shelf of whitecross towers and ‘blew’ me away. ive got a cold. i should go ‘blow’ my nose. actually, maybe i shouldnt, i’ll probably go ‘blue’ in the face whilst i do it. damn im out….

haha. ed has no idea what hes started. apparently ed the naked ladykiller has not so recently found himself a young ladyfriend. he kept that quiet the sly dog. chaz has been getting sucked off by his uni housemate for months now and its reported that theres more where that came from. oh yes…lots more. the filthy swine. aidan rarely gets sucked off by anyone but has sex with squirrels these days. i dont have sex with squirrels unless they’re male ones.

?. had a one day work week this week. its a treat. i could go down the trails but its manky outside and id rather get wasted. went to see the mules the other night downstairs at the zodiac - MYSPACE.COM/THEMULES - they were raaate good and sound much better than their myspace makes them. me and aidan were put on the guestlist by the manager of the band cos he knows aidans sister. dialled. didnt really hear much of it cos i was distracted by a tres pretty girl but what i heard was pretty dang good.

SEX LOTION FILM.SEE IT HERE

then it was back to the infamous 157 whitecross for a party for three til 5am. utter treats every time. here is yet another whitecross video that got filmed in a frenzy of drunken games, childish idiocy and revenge towards the boy wonder. once again i apologise to anyone that may be easily offended, e.g eds mum and grandma.

peace out. look to ed and chaz for riding pictures and please, dear god please dont judge me. x

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