Luke Marchant and BST
Saturday 24th of March 2007 by Chaz
British Summer Time? Yes please.
It?s Saturday night and I?m at home writing an update, what has the world come to? Who knows, but it\’ll all change when Blew takes the power reigns. Got the latest Prettyshady video on in the background for some sort of BMX internet inspiration. For some reason, DVD?s that aren?t mass produced stuff fuck up on my laptop, so I?m in the living room updating. I might add some random information regarding the DVD through the update. For example, mountain bike Jimmy is good.
Leeroy got rad testing my new flash the other day. Not the best shot but the flash is mint, just need to get used to using it now. Thinking about Aversion trip all the time at the moment, should be reet good. Team BlewBmx (minus Yak in the Vale) should be in full effect having it large ones enit geezer.
Me and Ollie have a plan to take a couple of squares of bathroom wall out to the town centre, stand on them, and throw red paint everywhere. When we get told off, we?ll act like geezers, saying ?night on the tiles? and ?painting the town red ent we??. Jason Aliano?s garden is possibly the best thing ever by the looks of it. As is Edgeworth.

Thursday night was our mate Mellon Head?s birthday. He hadn?t been drinking until we got to Ollie?s, so we made him drink loads of Special Brew, my crazy cocktail, and eat some frozen Super Tennant?s from a can with a spoon. He got super fucked up from not too much drink, got his rock n roll on for the camera, and ended up having to go home messy. Hopefully he had fun though. We went to the villa, and I had an a full on afro going on. Tried for a while to convince a girl that I was on a Loreal advert, I think she bought it. Pretty fun night.
Rode Phil Brays jumps again today with a few of the 5710 boys. Luke was going quite nuts with some proper stunts. I took some photos, which I?m going to e-mail him for the Fly Bike website. Not the best photos ever, getting used to using the flash, but they?re not too bad and I?m pretty stoked they?re going to be on the Fly site. Shabba.
I watched a wildlife program on CBBC channel called Roar a couple of days ago. There were some African hunting dogs whish are crazy versions of Andrex puppies, and kill every one of their pray. They can run at 35mph. There were also porcupines, whose spikes are actually just hard hair, and some boar things that tried to escape the zoo, and have teeth that can bite through concrete. Animals these days are getting well out of hand.
This was an amazing table which everyone got psyched on, but I wasn?t stood in the best place for it really. It?s a pretty rad shot, but I made him do more to get a better angle. The flash gave the jump a bit too much light, but the tweak makes this a little irrelevant really.
He also got his stunt on with some tail whoppers. Basically he jumps off the bike, boots it real hard, and somehow finds the pedals. Pretty wild, it looks sick. Epsom is the most well presented and prettiest place, and rides bloody lovely too. Rode there a fair few times this summer gone, which was hoopty, and look forward to more sessions this year maybe.
Today I ollied down a 2 set of steps on my skateboard. Haven?t used it in ages, but got pretty stoked on pulling this mad feat off. I am Chaz Muska. Loader did a turndown and I took a rubbish photo. Once I get stoked on my new camera stuff, I will be an unstoppable photographic machine fuelling Blew?s terror regime. Ahem.
Saw one of these cars on the TV earlier, with smoke coming out of the doors. I think it was the car choice of King of the Goths, Phil Collins. He was singing You Can?t Hurry Love, whilst wearing all black clothes and black nail polish. I want one of these cars, so that I can pull lots of hot goth girls.

Tonight the clocks go back, in 15 minutes no less. That means only good things for the trails connoisseur. Longer evenings, hopefully warmer too, BBQ?s, cider and good times in the woods. Riding a busy, busy skate park after the trails today made me dream of these so called summer evenings, and the wonders that were in store for us.
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