Archive for March, 2007

Drunk photo collection

I just got in after a few beverages and thought I’d post a few random snaps from me computer. Hope you get stoked on them
Me hip tabe, recent
Massive high t bar
Gavin, first air of his day, Horsham Jam
Liam Lima Massive, half twist t bar
Jon R, opo tabe, summer days
Me, t bar, Cotdeath a year ago, Yak is my hero

Heath Pinter’s St. Patrick’s Day Trails Jam

Just saw this video and thought of you all… aww. Aitkin still shreds.

Heath pinters trails. Ridebmx.com is good

Queens park stuntfest

It feels like an impossible task to write an update that even comes close to having amazing content like Aidan provides. If you haven?t watched his Aidanmaximus video, go now. Weekend was pretty rad, Ricky Gervais, Peter Kay and Borat made Comic Relief pretty amazing. Go watch them on Youtoooob.
Helped Phil Bray ride in some jumps he built with Ollie, Jesus and Moley, and loads of other arrivals later in the day on Saturday. They rode in pretty good with some fixing. Moley used his pop star status to get some stunts on pretty dialled. The first picture I took that day turned out to be pretty cool.

Loads of the 5710 boys turned up for a play too, some people got pretty crazy, first jump twists and other crazy stunting. Phil Bray was a ruler way back in the day, and still kills it these days. Smooth style, with the best pump ever, flowing around real nice. Think he enjoyed the session, thoroughly nice chap.

Not the best photo I?ve ever taken, but Moley does do a good old school. He gets a signature frame on KHE some time soon, and lots of kids are going to buy them to make them into pop stars and bicycle stunters too.

This update is going to have loads of photos of Moley. Apparently he has got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician. At last count, he could do 7 different tricks.

Ollie the Giraffe is my trail building sidekick, and a sickhead when he pedals over the mud lumps too. I think these were more clicked than this, but it?s pretty rad anyway. He looks like he?s got the longest legs in the world, which may be true, as he is a giraffe.

Saturday night we went to Daisy?s for St Irish Mans day. Loads of riders had been in there all day, and were definitely looking haggard from it. Kenny could barely talk, but managed to let us know he?d had four haircuts and didn?t like any of em. I went off to meet some friends from home who had come down for my friend Claire?s birthday. There ended up being 22 of them which was pretty crazy. Went to the Consortium and raved it up, then I lost em after we left for a while, then made my way to their hotel alone. No idea where I was, flagging down cars for directions. Eventually got there, broke some stuff, got pretty loose, slept in the bath for a little bit. Decided to walk home, so said my goodbyes to lots of amazing people. Baddddd move. Must have walked at least 5 Miles, far more than the journey should have been, fucking tired and smashed, didn?t get in til it was half light and the birds were tweeting, horrible feeling in that state. Pretty dialled night.
Woke up at 1 o?clock Sunday, with Jesus having tried to ring all morning. Reluctantly went digging feeling like death, but turned out into a real productive day of jump claying. Found a sleepy bee that looked like it had too many drugs. G told me to stop being an artfag.

Got a bunch of uni work to do before the end of next week, which sucks. I am sooo slack at the moment with uni. On the positive side, Aversion trip is going to be nuts, spoke to Aidan last night (who answered his house phone ?the house that never sleeps??). He is just as excited about the whole thing. Should be some wild times to come, no doubt. Max has a Proper Bike Co advert in the new Ride Mag, which I?m stoked on for him. Dialllllled. I?m going to cook some pasta. I say cook, I mean boil. Until next time kids?

stripper!!!!

lots of things that happen to me involves strange happenings and not much thought. the thought only comes to me when its to late and im doing it. pretty groovay. living on a whim.

anyhooo as some of you may know, i work in a pub, and over a couple of years you have a few fantacey chats with a few ladys.so i made one of there fantaceys come true. i am aidanmaximus the mean loveing gladiator.
this is what i decided to do, hold on to your nickers, cos this shit is about to get heavy.

“mum come and watch me strip.” just one quote i have said in my life.

watch before you carry on reading. maybe get the tissue you keep from under bed for masterbation?

AIDANMAXIMUS THE STRIPPER

There was actually about 50 to 60 people in the pub. i was stoked. my mum and sister were there, yak in the vale wasnt cos he was eating jelly and icecream. but he did help me rehearse taking my clothes of yo.

before i got in my nipsey, a women came and asked me if i wanted to be a model for there ann summers partay like modeling jock straps and stuff. im not doing that shit.

ill wear my mums clothes and make up in private but no jock strapping. no no no YES.

but yoooo. here is the sexy cream that i used. 99p from superdrug. dialled.

so heres some riding pics. i love bike riding nuff at the mo. and cant wait for those amazing evening sessions. this is me putting my hands up for detroit, i love this citty.

you know you get pictures that you can look at and they are just nice to look at, i give you some more. this is the yak in the vale getting rad with a moto tweak. hes nearly getting bum stripes. he needs to loose searious weight, i just dont know how to tell him nicely so he doesnt get offended and feel the need to belly flop me. that would suck.

this is me doing an oppo tweak one footer. three years ago this would of been a nothing. my shins needed a brake from that stunting. they are still in recovery.get well soon babys.xx

yak in the vale learning the first movements of opposite tables. end of summer youll get more of this for your money. maybe a tongue bang.

in my phone i have edder the shredder our boss, down as NAKED, get it. this is cos he stayed at a gils house once and her parents saw him in his boxers, so they started to call him NAKED. true.

same move different stance.

infact look at my face, its like someones done a real bad guff.

today is nuff windey. apparently theres hurricane force winds out at sea, to have a fishermans job would be nuts, respec to those crazy cats. fabulouse. have a lovely week my chickens.

flip i allmost forgot to say. on tuesday i am going to london to do a chat/review for channel 4 / E4 on an opera. i havent seen this opera really, but i talk loads of shite about it and they love it. will post up the date that the show will be on. im syked.

THE SQUIREL IS BACK. peace and love. xx

go to jardbicyclemotocross cos those boys are groovay.

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