It’s been such a while since my last update, but to be honest I haven’t really shot many photo’s worth using on here. However, I have been having lots of awesome fun, and some stories to tell. Being back in the shire has it’s benefits, one of which includes village parties. Went to a house party a couple of weeks ago, drank a bottle of rum, got rad the passed out in the bath. My friend serenaded me with the guitar and singing, I awoke, shook his hand, ran out the door and woke up in the morning at home. Fuck knows.

Bournemouth woods panorama

Yak made me a panorama view of our trails in Bournemouth. This place is all I’ve ever wanted pretty much, and then I had to move away, life’s a bitch sometimes. Went and played with Yak and Aidan a couple of weeks ago, had a really fun session at the woods. Aidan got a puncture real early, and Yak wasn’t feeling riding, but I had a good ride for sure. Got a couple of snap’s of some tweaker ball doing tricks.

Aidan T bar

Aidan double can

Went barn dancing last Friday night, this was proper hillbilly. A sick rock band played, and I’d polished off a bunch of rum and some Stellburgs, so got pretty kooked. Did some dancing on stage with the band, and got wild making them play loads of Status Quo. Got started on by a rude boy kid and about thirty of his mates, because I wouldn’t give him my glow stick. Had to talk my way out for about twenty minutes until this big black guy saved my wasted self, then I kissed an emo girl. Dialled.

Hillbilly from the sticks

There he is again, the little tweaker. Temp work is pretty sick, I’ve been doing a bunch, at the moment I’m on landscaping, real fun stuff. Just been mowing, strimming, raking, hedge cutting, that sort of stuff. Sixty pounds a day isn’t too shabby for temp work either. The flash didn’t go off on this next one but I was so stoked I posted it anyway.

Opo moto tweaker

This weather is the talk of the nation, and for good reason, it sucks. Super sun day working outdoors, got home to go ride and a massive thunderstorm started. Not cool. Went for some pound a pintage the other night in Banbury, left bought a bottle of Lambrini, went back and then hit up a house party after the pub with my poor mans champers. Always dialled when your poor. Tomorrow I’m guna get my first proper pay check in about a year, should be sick, Australia money to be saved and party’s to be had.

Car cake

I made a car with a face out of a cake and other food the other day. Just one of my many artistic works. Hit up another field party in a marquee a few weeks back now, which was sick as fuck. They had a rad band with about ten members, and a whole bunch of people getting sick. Went with an old mate, young Dan Everard, who we used to ride with years ago. It got real muddy later in the night, and everyone ended up brawling in it, waking up caked in mud, which was dialled. Eddie and I huddled on chairs in the morning in the middle of the field. Five of us also woke up in a two man tent, which was the hottest I’ve ever ever been. Rad times.

Field party aftermath

Tomorrow night a bunch of my friends and I are heading up to Oxford to see Task Force, a hip hop crew that most readers of blewbmx probably wouldn’t be into. They are actually amazing, and I am too excited. It’s sold out already, but I’ve got my ticket. Saturday night is also another night, Dr Syntax and Stig of the Dump, also in Oxford. One weekend of full on hip hop slickness, it’s going to be a musical treat.

Carina, day dreamer, sicker than a beemer

Is your wondering what that is, it’s a Toyota Carina, of which I am now a proud owner, and it’s developed a bit of a cult following. On our way to Stratford, another ratty Carina full of young guys overtook us, and we got rad with them, hanging out the windows, screaming and on the horn, proper pikey cars, funniest situation in a while. They were so stoked on seeing us in my car and we were so stoked on them, everyone just in hysterics. Lost them, and they drove past us later in the day and got real excited about seeing us again! Sick day in the fun mobile.

Tweaking it every which way

Yak took a bunch of sweet photo’s of me that I got so excited about that I made a digital collage. Loads of different bike shapes, and one with a limb off. I’ve been progressing obviously, because that never happens. This has been a bit of a story update, I do love a good story of two though. I’ll leave you with what only can be described as, amazing. Goodbye internet.

Who knows what’s inside his mind tank

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