Timmy 1 legger

So last weekend, I headed down to the sunny seaside for the Dead End BMX jam at Weymouth skate park on the south coast. I headed down by myself to meet up with Jesus in Bournemouth, and met Timmy, Pipe, Aidan and Yak at the park.
Dead End is a company run by Leeroy of 5710, who go about things the right way and are starting to put out some parts and more fresh T shirt designs. Head to their myspace to find out more and support the cause.

Timmy tweak

If you want to see good pictures from the jam, Theshovelload is where you need to be, not here. Loads of crazy riding went on in the day, some loose kid bomb dropping from back rail to midi ramp, loads of flairs, although no one wearing them, and anything Aidan did was generally crunk. I heckled the shit out of almost everyone there for taking BMX even slightly seriously, and Ollie spread yet more of these vicious rumours he seems intent on spreading about just about everyone and their dog. Stop it Ollie!

Ollie classic style

Much more importantly than any BMX action, Saturday night was most definitely party night. We headed back to Ollie’s place in Bournemouth, and hit up some sweet cheap cider right off the mark. Timmy and Pipe pretty much shut down the evening open mic session with the background beats of Dizzee Rascal. Watch out channel U, streets is watching, Lightsinthewoods battle team coming soon.

Phil Bray picture

So we’d had it in a fashion through the day, so went off to Bournemouth to have it through the night. When we arrived at the Consortium, the four of us chilled it for a few minutes, then were greeted by the noise of Luke, Jefferies, Johnny and more. Timmy was amazed that Luke can ride so good, when he fell through the door and landed with a chair on his head. Jefferies ended up kicked out for me and him wrestling in the stairs, but they let me stay. Logic? We made some love in the end anyway.

Messy?

This sums up the state of most. We chatted shit to some chicks on the way home, then stumbled across the strip club. Timmy stole a massive flower pot and gave it to the strippers smoking outside, who were stoked, and named him the hobbit or something similar. He’s such a charmer it’s untrue.

Crazy looking Pipeson

Who knows how we got to Ollie’s house, but Timmy produced the video footage with trying to force out as much poo as possible. Pipe got the rigger boots on, for the rigger boot disco in Ollie’s front room. He’s one hell of a host young Dave.

Picture perfect pair

We then showered Timmy in a couple of litres of vegetable oil, he could have made the front cover of Men’s Health proud. He went to bed like that and woke up still naked, proper sticky with vegetable oil and probably bad aids. Who knows how he got it all off in the end, horrible stuff it is.

Jesus wafting

After drinking a shit load of orange juice and eating a bunch of French bread, we hit up Slade’s for the early morning session. No one felt this much, not surprisingly, so we headed off to our jumps in the woods. Unbelievably, Timmy managed to still pull through and kill every line, on his new Mutiny ‘Limousine’, as did the less haggard Pipeson. Unfortunately, at this time, my flash equipment was still playing up, so I only managed a couple of mediocre shots. The one of Timmy double canning is still bloody awesome, even if I do say so myself.

Best double cans in the business

After a short but fun session at our jumps, Timmy, Pipe and I headed off to Epsom for a evening ride. By this point I felt a little better, so had a really good ride at those jumps, which are obscenely smooth and so much fun, just flowing around doing bar turns and bike leans. Watching Liam and Matt Priest ride the big line was definitely a treat not to be missed.

Timmy floating about

There has been a large proportion of Timmy photographs in this update, for which I am truly sorry! Guaranteed good times whenever Timmy’s about. Rode Harrow and Gay Woods yesterday with Richy P, both of which were absolutely amazing sessions, got really stoked and had the best fun in ages. I love bikes. Didn’t shoot any photos unfortunately due to non stop riding at both spots, plus Harrow ghetto youths. Look out for a shed load of photos from down the local some time soon.

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