So my Dad and I decided these two massive trees out the back of my house needed cutting down, felled them, cut them up and then had a big bonfire out the back of my house. Should have saved it for November 5th I guess, never mind hey. Country boy indeed.

Firestarter

In honour of Ollie gunshot Davey D polish digger skid row Ollie, I decided learning proper style tables would be good. I’m stoked on them, going to get them all hanging off the bottom of the bike like my new hero, Tony Cardona. I’m on the home page cos I’m fame hungry, take it. Me old mucker Oakey dokey took these photo’s of me, thanks a lot sunshine. I hate the kid in the background of the euro photo.

Dopamine producing material

Euro moto bermslider downside whatever

So last night myself, Danny Boy and Eddie Chaffe went to a gig at an arts centre. Forced to drink a bunch of Ouzo, watched some PA Woods, and planned out a rough idea of the route we’ll take around Australia beforehand. Turned out it was a seated gig with a bunch of wet flannel teenagers singing about topics like being fanny flaps from what I gathered. After party was in some village with about twenty houses about 12 Miles away, so decided that was a good idea.

Step down

Freecoast madness, booya

Yeh one hand bandit

After more drinking back at Eddie’s and watching street videos, we got a taxi to this village. Guy had no idea where the place was, eventually found this barn ages away from anything else. It was a proper 1990’s-esque illegal style rave playing drum and bass, loads of sketchy wrecked kids, plus three bmx riders with a big bottle of vodka and ouzo going nuts. Met some rad girl who was a proper raverhead, did some kissing, raved hard, smashed shit, explored fields and barns, nearly smashed a bad boy’s car with a big fence I fell through, and ended up having to make a quick exit. Got in a taxi, then ten minutes later the taxi people rang, we were obviously in the wrong one. Strung out pretending we were still waiting for one on the phone for a long time, treats! Got in at 5:30, feel like death now, pussy.

www.skavengeranimalstreetdogledgegrindrailboss.com

Danny Boy got himself a sweet load of new bike parts, painted everything else up nicely, and now has the best looking street bike since Will Taubin on Neighbourhood Superheroes. Tomorrow we here in Banbury should be receiving the treat of a visit from theshovelloadisasellout.com + Jibbles. I’m sure Aidan shall boast for a long while, about the fact he has a Segment sticker. He’s so commercial it’s untrue… hopefully boozy woozy too.

Josh learnt twists, chillers

Sweet angles

This update marks a landmark for me, being most probably the last update I will complete on British land for over four months. My fellow pirate and I will be heading off on the journey of a lifetime at 12:20 on Wednesday. If there’s one thing I do not look forward to doing on this trip, it is sitting on the plane for 26 hours. Other than that, I really look forward to learning a hell of a lot about a whole other world. Have a sweet winter everyone here, take care and have lots of fun at all times. If you don’t already, also listen to Russell Brand’s radio show, best radio content of the week. I’ll try to update from the other side of the world with any luck. See you all in spring my lovers. x

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