Due to popular demand from at the very least, one of Blewbmx’s fans, I am doing an update on a grotty Thursday evening. So what’s been happening then? Well for one thing we (Yak, Aidan, Jen and I) pretty much sorted out a house to live in near the Cowley road, only to be let down as we filled in the forms to retain the property. Couldn’t have been any more last minute, NEVER trust anyone at Charles Lawson’s estate agents, they’re an authentic bunch of con artists.

Pick it, lick it, flick it

This photo shows Ray Smith doing a nose pick over, only had his front brake three weeks and can already do a zillion front brake stunts. He made it clear that the world should know this mean feat. However, he has been practicing front braking for years in his car for years so that’s an advantage. He is also the toughest guy in his suburb for his age, size and hair style, well tough. On a serious note Ray does completely shred the techno moves. Rumour has it that Gregg and him are going proper drag racing their cars sometime soon, hopefully get to watch that happen, should be awesome.

Step through Honda Vision

Here is another stunt that I made John learn. No one else has ever had any influence over this kid’s riding. I am his sole trainer, motivator and influence. Ray ent taught him nuffink bruvva, especially not hand rails. I also claim a 75 % steak in his X Games winnings in years to come and plan to retire on those spoils. Fact.

I’ve been car hunting, this one’s in the maybe pile

Tonight I should be out doing a night out sleeping in a lorry and delivering more bathroom equipment in the morning. I am however back at home, still getting paid £20 night out money. Amazing. In other amazing news, a lady from Banbury was on Ant & Dec Saturday night, with a prank set-up job involving Boyzone, some fake beards, a taxi and the lady’s naked body. I didn’t see it but by all accounts it was splendid.

Second update with this beautiful photo, take it, Gilly and Jesus

This weekend I should be taking a trip down to see my brothers in Jamaica. Jamaica, Bournemouth, I get confused, somewhere like that I think. Hopefully the weather will dial itself right in and all will be well on the yellow brick road. Ollie puts on a tremendous spread, no doubt I will be greeted by a seafood platter, some fine wine and evening at the theatre. He’s terribly cultured, especially considering he originally arrived in the country as a building site labourer from Poland. Leaps and bounds I tell thee.

Some bloody rad old timer

This old dude was world freestyle champion in the 80’s. Word on the apple vine is this means Calvin Harris still has love for him, although he was born in the mid to late 50’s. I’m going to watch Hollyoaks on E4, a whole damn day earlier than Channel 4. If that isn’t high tech then I couldn’t possibly tell you what is. Peace and love. x

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