Posts Tagged ‘Baulking’

hello.my name is yak of the vale and i havent knocked one out in 5 days.

so its my turn. seems we got some kind of rotor or however you spell it going on. a revolution never got anywhere without good planning. just look at the russian revolution. lenin and trotsky were all over that shit planning things from exile and all sorts. i aint in exile. but i liked textiles. and x files. and air miles. but not piles. no one likes that.

um. i remember years ago looking in magazines mainly in winter and mainly in dig magazine, pictures of haggard old trails and motivational words on building trails and inspiration and things of a nature that we would refer to as similar. i quite like haggard trails as a result of that. theres a beauty in both haggard trails and pretty ones. haggard ones hark back to 1999 when i started riding on a marin bear valley over a tiny mound of mud on the ridgeway in the shire.

so i went to baulking trails also in the shire the other day cos chris bradley made me and turned up whilst i was watching Ed on channel 4 at about 12.50pm. i really wanted to see the rest of Ed. ed, do you like Ed? do you also get stoked on it cos its named after you? heres rob watson doing fuckall. rich watson does stuff. rob doesnt. well, he cant dig for shit and ended up playing in puddles attempting to make drainage that would go on for 50 metres. chris joined in. i wasnt impressed.

same sort of picture. so i wanted to build the lip on the right. i didnt wanna play in puddles that day. so i made it. i didnt take a picture though. so count yourselves lucky you dont have to buy dig this month cos all you’re missing out on is here. this is the worst update ive ever done but im doing it under the influence and i feel that sparks my creativity. why? for i am weak and have no thoughts of my own without aid. aid in the sense of not aidan. he doesnt help me. he hinders me.

speak of the devil. never understood that phrase. heres aidan eating a small amount of excrement after trying to gap to manual on that ledge to not quite getting there. its pretty tough i recksoms. pictures courtesy of mark ratnidge and slapped together by me. good ol pirate photoshop. weeeeeee.

katie kennedy!! party at 157 ennit. katie kennedy is the one in the middle, pouting like a twat at a night back at the party house. we love katie kennedy. shes beautiful. i plan to marry her when she finishes with greg. she went out with liam eltham in yr9 or something and watched him as he smashed his face into a million pieces at a grove jam.

im far too incoherent for this sorta thing but it was my turn. this has taken me twice as long cos i wanted the spelling to be just right you know? it isnt but its a personal choice. its a lifestyle choice. if you can guess the link to who im talking about, type their address in your internet website writing bar and press the enter key after reading al the updates you havent read. long live johnny cash. stories about theory tests and hampshire next time. remind me. xx