GayBar!

A hello there my prettys. i have an adventure to tell you of.
the other day i went to bristol to visit my sister and to see a gig. the fella who we went to see was a chap callled Patrick Wolf. he does music known as folktronica, electro with folk music.

the venue was a haggered old boat on the bristol river wich was nuts but so so rad. the gig was rad and i danced rad,so bassically i got rad. yo.

So i went to the gig with my sister and her lesbian friend, who i tried getting with a while back, then my sister got made and started kicking me, then everyone decided to start crying. but anyway her gay friend (rosa) said and i quote, “come on i\’ll take you to a gay bar”. i got stoked on this shit.

so we walked off to get gay.
walked into the gay club/gay bar. and im quite a camp fella as far as it goes, so i can come across a bit of a puffta sometimes.

so i walked in and there was flashy lights and smoke machines and lots of gayness. so you walk in and most people look at you checking you out, at this point my manly gaydar was going off the hook. so im looking at the chaps thinking your gay and there looking at me checking me out. so i walk to the bar and order an orange alcopop named REEF, and said to myself “welldone aidan you fucking dick. you have just ordered the gayest drink on the planet. TWAT”

the kind of gay boys around.

1. you had the fcuk looking bum boys with there pretty hair.

2. then the chavie fcuk bum boys.

3. then the men that have just got out of work in there suits.

4. then the sex and the city kind of bum boys, that had there shirts off with there six packs and there sweaty bodys.

so all my sisters friends that are lesbians (so good) think that im gay and are chatting away to me, and then one of the girls ask me if im gay, and i quote “are you gay”, with which i replied no im straight, she then looked shocked and said a really long really like this, “reeeaaaallllllyy”.

i asked her why she thought i was gay and she said ” its the way you were holding your bottle”. (that fucking bottle of reef)

SHAG TAG!

then around came so people giving out some stickers with numbers on. this was for the shag tags. Basically everone in the entire place has a number and if you like the look of someone, you write them a little note. now when i was told this, i thought to myself, WHY THE FLIP, dont they do this in straight places. answer that one o mighty one.

so within ten minutes of being there and the first three notes put on the board, a note for me was put there. i was number 121. and here is that note in all its glory. yooooooooooooooo.

i laughed at this alot. then my sister turns around to some bummers and says pretty loudly to them.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO 176 IS COS HE FANCYS MY BRUVAA” i quickly grabbed her and told her that i was playing it cool.

i was told if some chap came onto me, to say that i allready had a boyfriend. i thought of stu loxley

so the off i went to get gay on the dance floor, threw down so moves aid style. mean while one of my sisters lesbian friends said to my sister, and i quote “your brother has to be the fittest gay guy ive ever seen”. how dialled is that, all walks of life want to get in my knickers.

THEN SUDDENLY! i realised that i had to go pee. i was scared for my bum. but it wasnt that bad, in fact i quiet enjoyed it.

then the chap that i went to see perform came in around two o\’clock. he was a really nice chap, and i was more than super stoked on meeting him. AND it was in a gaybar. so then after saying our toodle doo\’s me and my sister trundled off home, laughing our frosty nipples off. yeah gay bar yeah.

thought i would add some bike stuff. these are mine and yak in the vales favourite pics of 2005. yak in the vale 2005 hip invert.

aids (me) 2005 tailwhip to one pedal.

and thats about it really. here is a link to PATRICK WOLF. beat that chaz mania. lots of gay peace and love love aidan xxxxxxx

the pics of the action men are in a gay sex advise book that i foung on the stairs to the loo.

go check out CHELTBMX and BCBMX

sorry if i offended anyone with my gay terms.

went to some skateparks in bristol on sunday. it was super busy here though, very line was you were snaked by some pikey on a stolen bike. but it was fun anyway.

was talking to one of the guys at the park, turns out he runs bodyenglish zine, really safe guy and had the park lines down too.

will just pedaled fast at everything

this kid was just sending it for the camera, that person below was taking photos, so i snaked his pictures from afar.didn’t take that many, was too busy riding. also rode yate bowls that day, i heard a lot of people say they don’t like them but i though they were shit hot. locals there had the place good too.

some pictures from last night. pipe and davros playing games in the street.

holla people! got some new media for you all at last… quite a lot too. some skiing and pictures from a trip to cornwall are (here). went to prettyshady advance viewing of video or whateva was pretty good,went out in beeen riding a little bit, rode gerry galley’s secret ramp the other day. was such good fun, indoors ramp with heating and lights. gerry is the safest guy in the world, and rides better than most people ever. picture above shoprtly before bing chucked out of kebab shop.keep your drainpipes on your legs you cunt tinhead. haha.

the ramp was like 7ft but vert so amazing to air.

just got one real bad photo of gerry riding it, never mind. thanks to mark for taking me and gerry and the boys for us ride!

got exams and boring stuff like that on at the moment. went to bristol a little while back, took some pictures which never got put up. Don’t have a clue who any of the rider are, so no names this time.

this is waaaaay too high

good shit!

joe, jo and ellie

pipe at prettyshady premier. ps go to shovelload it is a load better than this site, and yak writes some wise words. random update? check.

Alright party people. My freind josh came down from swansea to come see mr scruff at the union was pretty acee. Next day decedied to go to bristol on the spur of the moment. Motion is really good now, favourite ramp ever is the 9ft midi ramp thing. Some of the guys were airing really high.

Mr Scruff 5 hour set…

Low air by a local.

Wee. These guys were pretty freindly, chatted to a guy called si for a while fuct his shoulder up pretty much the same as mine. He said swimming sorted his out.

Bosh

Such a fun ramp/

Si with a crazy indian air type thing.

Nose in and all.

hard trick, x-up can can.

Those crazy kids dan and del or something were down. Not bad at all. Both of them took it so bad on numerous occasions. Kept on riding.

Shit most people who are 20 can’t turndown good, heres a 9(ish) yeat old with a clicked turndown.wtf indeed.

Si does it for the camera. Maybe my new favourite trick.

Barspinner.

Hahahaha nothing gone wrong. Motion is actually nuts the bar area looks like something out of a high end cocktail bar in london, apperently it is a promo for some bar making company in bristol. Pefect place to take a high class lady on a date i guess!

Random picture i took.Camera phones rule. Marc went to manchester other day and better have taken some media, hint hint. Send it to me home boy. Laters all

Went to Bristol a whiiile ago, but never put photos up. RIP park central/skate and ride. Funny looking 360.

Bike fixing time.

Tinnny sorry for bad time photo. Opposite?

Lima

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Liam

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OOoo check the feet, joe smalley on the media case too. Go to joesmalley.com its good. All my art work from the past 2 years is due in tomorrow which is pretty fooking scary, so much stuff i had forgotten i had done! Going to see physio again on wednesday shoulder is still messed up. Ahh i wanna go ride. Kurt’s shoulder might be worse than mine though. Marc ring me up and we can go cruising in ma ride yo.