yeppp. my name is yak of the vale and when people try to recite sections of stand up comedy to me, attempting to emulate the comedian themselves i cringe a thousand times over.
so this is a stu loxley update. its a first. we had the pleasant presence of stu for 5 days and nights. it may well of been one of the best weeks of my life. i do not make claims like this lightly. and although in the past i have, i do not also claim i love anyone that i dont. but the burning and searing pain in my heart that came about when stu loxley left these fair lands can only lead me to presume that i love him. i think the feelings returned although i hope he isnt in pain cos then that would make my pain worse. its like a cycle. talking of cycles…
the past 5 days are summed up in this here receipt. i didnt go to sleep before 5am the whole week and maybe ate 2 vegetables, more than likely those vegetables were frozen. if you can afford it, go fresh everytime. what can you do with ?1.59 exactly?
awww, hes so pretty. the boy wonder had never before experienced many things which whitecross came to teach him. tight jeans were one of these pleasures. on sunday night he was shutting down the tight jeans. by friday he was so stoked on them for so many reasons, that we gave him this very pair he sports here. originality is futile!! some sort of cover picture or something.
so we rode the trails alot but any of the pictures i have dont even measure up to eds ones he took in the update before so i’ve just left it to him. when joesmalley and ed take pictures like they do, my compact camera just cant measure up. so i take you to the wonders of radley skatepark on the last day. table bang!!
so much happened over stus stay and so many stories to tell but its like my brain got so overloaded that i cant recall most of them. alot relate to girls but that just makes for a rubbish story. here stu turndowns a box i just cant whilst wearing his new favourite item of clothing. resistance is futile!!
apparently you shouldnt shoot into the sun. what a load of bollocks. the legend of law turned up, a gloucester boy who has a penchant for fast cars, village girls and a zest for life that makes my tounge go all citrusy. radleys amazing on so many levels.
weeeeeee. we went to squirrels house one night to watch aidan get fame on channel4 on one of those ‘harvey goldsmith - get your act together’ programs. the one he was on was about opera and he was on the e4 show afterwards sitting behind harvey goldsmith biting his nails and slouching on his chair the whole program. dialled. this has no reference to this table although a reference can be easily found. by you.
hahaha. i know you may be wanting riding pictures but you aint getting anymore. this is a diary. this is also what a room looks like when all mine,aidans and stus belongings are thrown onto one floor and into one cupboard. im sitting on that chair. its very comfy.
stus rotten. he ended up meeting the legend of Marys Gunna Get It. it was like a meeting of titans. ive never seen a boy exert so many different noises in front of a girl. maybe that was mary getting it. although i think not. here he continues his filthy run by picking his earwax using a pen lid, before wiping it on that piece of card in his right hand. and i quote “its natural”. i just had to get my mary mention in. mary facts next time.
hahahaha. the final night party at 157. stu in aidans super skins. maybe this picture needs to be accompanied by sounds and visuals. yes it shall.
TIGHT COCK FUN@157 WOOOOP
wicckkkkkkked!! so thats that. i’ll keep all the stories in my head maybe.i could of written an essay but then you wouldnt of read it. no marks for an unread paper. i shall leave you with this fact:
marys gunna get it. x
